For the most part, our pups are pretty content going to the park, getting treats, and plenty of belly rubs. It’s a rare occasion that they have an emergency, but when they do, it’s often life or death.
Looking for examples of said emergencies? A ball is stuck under the couch. There’s someone at the front door. It’s dinnertime.
Luckily, our cuties can’t call the authorities to report the disturbances…but one Twitter user thought — what if they could? And more so, what if the operator was a dog, too? The results, as you can imagine, are entirely hilarious.
BUT WHAT IF?
Dog 911: what’s ur emergency?
Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK
Dog 911: so?
Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN’T COME BACK
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
Honestly, this is pretty terrible.
Dog 911: what's ur emergency
Dog: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY
DOG 911: So?
Dog: I CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE
DOG 911: OMG
DOG: OMG
DOG 911: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) February 14, 2016
OMG.
DOG 911: what's ur emergency
DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH
DOG 911: u try barking at it?
DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK
DOG 911: OMG
DOG: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 12, 2016
Every dog’s worst nightmare.
Dog 911: what's ur emergency?
Dog: THEYRE PUSHIN THAT LOUD THING AROUND ON THE CARPET AGAIN
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 21, 2015
“We’ll start a full investigation.”
Dog: I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR NATIONAL DOG DAY
Dog 911: Dispatching the Dog Police
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 26, 2015
Typical.
dog 911: what’s ur emergency?
dog: I abe peamub bubber
dog 911: find a toilet to drink from and whatever u do don’t stop lickin ur face
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 18, 2015
It’s a conspiracy!
Dog 911: what's ur emergency
Dog: A MAN IS OUTSIDE
Dog 911: what's he doing
Dog: PUTTIN FLAT THINGS IN A BOX
Dog 911: OMG I'VE SEEN HIM
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 1, 2015
Probably the best course of action.
Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER
Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT
Dog: probably eat the cat LOL
Dog 911: LOL
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
Well, that’s pretty much what I imagined.
(via Bored Panda)
This is who I picture as the first responders.
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