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This Girl Just Beat The Living Crap Out Of A Car And Nothing Happened — Here's Why


Have you ever looked down into the frozen, electronic wasteland of your phone and thought, “Man, I’d love to smash you and all the mean, tiny people who live inside of you off the concrete repeatedly”?

Same. Sadly, since this is 2016 and all, living with the repercussions of that little moment of catharsis isn’t exactly ideal because emails exist and whatever. That’s why I need about 30,000 bottles of a product called Line-X that was originally made for truck beds, but has the potential for greatness.

The company’s cute tagline reads as follows: “When protection matters most, Line-X it.” Want to smash your face off the wall after work? Line-X it! Want to throw your phone into oncoming traffic because everything hurts? Line-X it! See what I mean?

The folks over at Tech Insider kindly went ahead and illustrated that point. Check this out.

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I would be remiss if I did not include the best comment in the history of comments:

I would be remiss if I did not include the best comment in the history of comments:

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I think he’s onto something. To learn more about this substance of the gods that’s being wasted on trucks, be sure to check out the company’s website.

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