Unless you’re a “Game of Thrones” fan, the phrase “winter is coming” is never exciting.
It’s not even December yet and already, weather forecasters are predicting large amounts of snow this winter. Isn’t it bad enough people try to rush into Christmas before Halloween has ended? Now winter wants to take away our last few weeks of fall and make everything horrible again. (In case you couldn’t tell, I’m not the biggest fan of snow.)
Yeah, the fluffy white stuff might have been fun to play around in as a kid, but like everything else, adulthood has ruined snow, too. When you’re a grownup, snow just means endless shoveling, dangerous driving, and lots of cursing. If you’re pro-snow, here are a few reminders that this powdery nightmare is the damn worst.
1. Nobody do anything stupid. First responders won’t be on their way.
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